Monday, September 26, 2016

Happy Diwali Wishes For Collage Boyfriend

Diwali is the biggest festival for Hindus.This is celebrated on thirteenth day of Krishna Paksha.The festival is celebrated on great fervous and joy.This festival celebrated on so many country.After the vanquishing of King Ravana of Lanka at the hands of Lord Rama and the return of the Suryavanshi King Lord Rama to his Ayodhya. Fables say that originally when the trio had returned to Ayodhya, the people of Ayodhya had lit the entire state with lamps to welcome their Lord’s visit after 14 years exile. It was like a long awaited end to a sad tale and the beginning of a new era of happiness and peace.


Happy Diwali Wishes For Collage Boyfriend:


Dear all, Wish u and your family a very happy diwali & prosperous new year. May God fulfill all your wishes in wealth, health & happiness in your life.
Mehulsinh Gadhavi
Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy. Good Wishes for a joyous Diwali and a Happy New Year with plenty of Peace and Prosperity.
May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Diwali is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love, here's hoping this festival of beauty brings your way, bright sparkles of contentment, that stay with you through the days ahead.
Best wishes on Diwali and New year.
Vijay
Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy.
Good Wishes for a joyous Diwali and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity.
NARESH GUPTA
May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
"WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI"
Sumit Agrawal
Long live the tradition of hindu culture and as the generations have passed by hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up.
Best Wishes for Diwali
ashwin patel
Dear Satya,
The happiest of wishes for a Deepawali, that will be happy in every way for someone like you.
Ram Tiwari
Ramesh Sondhi - I do not know your whereabouts in Toronto - Ontario - Canada. Hope someone sees this. Ramesh - Happy Holidays - It's times like this I remember you asking me to marry you. If we could only go back in time. Ramesh - Enjoy Diwali.
Miss Anna Di Giacomo
Hi All,
Wishing each one of you a very happy and prosperous deepawali. May this year brings you lots and lots of happiness in life and fulfill all your dreams.

As the candlelight flame,
Ur life may always be happiness' claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy diwali.
Sapan
Memories of moments celebrated together.......
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever.......
Make me Miss You even more this Diwali.
Hope this Diwali brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!
HAPPY DIWALI

Happy Diwali Wishes For Collage Girlfriend

Diwali is the biggest festival for Hindus.This is celebrated on thirteenth day of Krishna Paksha.The festival is celebrated on great fervous and joy.This festival celebrated on so many country.After the vanquishing of King Ravana of Lanka at the hands of Lord Rama and the return of the Suryavanshi King Lord Rama to his Ayodhya. Fables say that originally when the trio had returned to Ayodhya, the people of Ayodhya had lit the entire state with lamps to welcome their Lord’s visit after 14 years exile. It was like a long awaited end to a sad tale and the beginning of a new era of happiness and peace.



Happy Diwali Wishes For Collage Girlfriend:


Sweet insult!!
Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : ji bhabhiji.

A boy told his very traditional parents I wanted a tattoo.
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Got one the very next minute.
A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole
week !!

What is secret of succes?
“by Right Decisions”
How do you make right decisions?
“by Experience”
How do you get experience?
“by Wrong Decision”

Boy to pretty girl – Recharge ki dukan kaha hai ?
Girl: pata nahi yaar me to ladko se karwa leti hu

Santa: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 40
Santa: 10 lelo
Riksha: 10 main kon le k jaayeega?
Santa: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega

2 boys with Sardar where going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega…!

Santa: Oye tu har sms Do dafa q karta H?
Banta : Taaki tu 1 Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay yaar!
School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:
Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?
aur jawab aayi:
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Kami- na

Funny Happy Diwali Sms

Funny Happy Diwali 2016 Images

Happy Diwali 2016 Wishes
Funny Happy Diwali 2016 Messages
Grab the below list of funny happy Diwali messages for your boss, mom, day and even more best mates. You surely going to love our collection and guys don’t forget to party harder with your lovely mom and day. Happy Diwali 2016 Festival, enjoy.

Ek Kaam Kar Yaar. .

Tu Na. .

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Is sms/Msg Ko Delete Kar De
is Me Kuch Nahi Hai

Mummy: Kyon Rota hai mera Sona?
Kids: Dad Ne Mujhe Kiss Nahi Di.
Mummy: Tumne Tables Nahi Sunaye Hon Gey.
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Kids: Kaamwali Ko Kon Se Tables Aatey Hain?

Santa went to Battery Shop n asked to change battery.

The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga doon Sir?

Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya be….

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Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Sardar: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu

1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen!

Bittu: I sent Love letters to my Girl Friend everyday for 2 years !
Chotu : Then what happenned ?
Bittu : She Married the ‘Postman’

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.