Happy Diwali Wishes For Collage Girlfriend

Diwali is the biggest festival for Hindus.This is celebrated on thirteenth day of Krishna Paksha.The festival is celebrated on great fervous and joy.This festival celebrated on so many country.After the vanquishing of King Ravana of Lanka at the hands of Lord Rama and the return of the Suryavanshi King Lord Rama to his Ayodhya. Fables say that originally when the trio had returned to Ayodhya, the people of Ayodhya had lit the entire state with lamps to welcome their Lord’s visit after 14 years exile. It was like a long awaited end to a sad tale and the beginning of a new era of happiness and peace.

Happy Diwali Wishes For Collage Girlfriend:

Sweet insult!!

Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.

Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?

Ladka : ji bhabhiji.

A boy told his very traditional parents I wanted a tattoo.

.

Got one the very next minute.

A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole

week !!

What is secret of succes?

“by Right Decisions”

How do you make right decisions?

“by Experience”

How do you get experience?

“by Wrong Decision”

Boy to pretty girl – Recharge ki dukan kaha hai ?

Girl: pata nahi yaar me to ladko se karwa leti hu

Santa: Station jaane k kitne logay?

Rikshawala: 40

Santa: 10 lelo

Riksha: 10 main kon le k jaayeega?

Santa: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega

2 boys with Sardar where going on a Motor cycle.

Policeman gives hand to stop.

Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega…!

Santa: Oye tu har sms Do dafa q karta H?

Banta : Taaki tu 1 Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay yaar!

Very usefull article thanks ... keep writing such articles :) I'm so happy bcoz you are write this post for everyone thnxx a lot Good night messages for girlfriend Good Morning messages for girlfriend Good night love SMS | Romantic Night SMS Rohit sharma Accountant | Blogger Good Night Messages For Her Girlfriend Impress Images and Wallpapaer I love u messages for girlfriend Good Night Messages for mother Good Night Images HD Wallpaper Happy Diwali Wishes For Girlfriend Diwali Wishes 2018 Good night messages wishes and quotes Raksha Bandhan Wishes For Sister *Raksha Bandhan Wishes* #50 Sweet Good Night Messages For Wife: Romantic Night Quotes For Wife #50 *Girlfriend Propose Messages* Heart Touching Good Morning Messages For Wife Good Morning Messages For Friends Happy New Year Wishes 2019: Best New Year Messages I love u Messages for wife i love u messages for dad i love u messages for son i love u messages for mother good night messages for uncle and aunt good night images for girlfriend good night images for whatsapp and facebook good night quotes messages , wishes, for husband Good Morning Messages For Friends Raksha Bandhan Images Brother and Sister Love Shayari -Love Romantic Shayari Best Whatsapp Status Good Night Text Messages For Her Love Attitude Status For Girls & Boys Good Night - Messages Quotes & Wishes Love Status for girlfriend Diwali Images Good Night QuotesIndependence Day Thoughts Good Night Mesages, Wishes, Quotes Brother-sister Happy Raksha Bandhan Shayari Brother-Sister good night messages for boyfriend Good Morning hd images Happy Diwali Messages For Friends Diwali Quotes For Everybody Happy Diwali Images Happy Diwali Images For Lover good morning hd images Good Morning PicturesGood Morning Images Good Morning Images For Lover Good Morning Images For Girlfriend Good Morning Images For wife Good Morning beautiful pictures Loverelation

School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:

Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?

aur jawab aayi:

.

.

.

.

Kami- na

Funny Happy Diwali Sms

Funny Happy Diwali 2016 Images

Happy Diwali 2016 Wishes

Funny Happy Diwali 2016 Messages

Grab the below list of funny happy Diwali messages for your boss, mom, day and even more best mates. You surely going to love our collection and guys don’t forget to party harder with your lovely mom and day. Happy Diwali 2016 Festival, enjoy.

Ek Kaam Kar Yaar. .

Tu Na. .

.

.

.

.

Is sms/Msg Ko Delete Kar De

is Me Kuch Nahi Hai

Mummy: Kyon Rota hai mera Sona?

Kids: Dad Ne Mujhe Kiss Nahi Di.

Mummy: Tumne Tables Nahi Sunaye Hon Gey.

.

.

Kids: Kaamwali Ko Kon Se Tables Aatey Hain?

Santa went to Battery Shop n asked to change battery.

The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga doon Sir?

Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya be….

Your ads will be inserted here by

Easy Plugin for AdSense.

Please go to the plugin admin page to

Paste your ad code OR

Suppress this ad slot.

Ek Raat,

ek Chor,

ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?

Sardar: Ullu k patthe,

pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA

Sardar Dukhi Tha

Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?

Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,

Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu

1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai

Kya apne kaha 6?

Galat jawab

1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he

Bade aye!

Cricket k shokeeeen!

Bittu: I sent Love letters to my Girl Friend everyday for 2 years !

Chotu : Then what happenned ?

Bittu : She Married the ‘Postman’

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.

A customer girl asked:

Underwear dikhana plz.

Sardar thora sharmakar:

G aaj nahi pehni.